June 21, 2007

  • 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
    no

    2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
    Weekends, down at 3-4, up around noon

    3. When’s the last time you swam in a lake?
    The summer before I left college

    4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
    alone

    5. Where is the Wizard of Oz?
    6 feet under

    6. Can there really be “too much of a good thing”?
    yeah

    7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
    Don't be silly!  There are much better explanations for what happened!

    8. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?
    Christina, 'cause she hasn't had a kid yet

    9. Do you stay friends with your exes?
    They tend to vanish...but yeah

    10. Do you know how to play poker?
    I can't bluff, but I can play

    11. How long until we leave for the private island?
    I gotta earn me more scratch first

    12. What's your favorite commercial?
    "Grab the stick for a good buzz!"  Sponsored by AboveTheInfluence.com

    13. What type of food do you eat the most?
    Canned fruit, or maybe packaged lunch meat, or maybe bananas

    14.When was the last time you had a lot of fun?
    Friday night?

    15. Have you ever had a Choco Taco?
    I miss those...

    16. Who do you think is better, The Boston Red Sox or the New York Yankees?
    Yankees.  Because they win.

    17. What color of underwear do you have on?
    white w/ gray

    18. How often do you forget your dreams?
    A lot...but I remember a few.

    19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
    No idea

    20. Can you name 5 songs by N'SYNC?
    Just 2

    21. What's the one thing on your mind right now?
    Christopher Cross has more talent in one pinky...

    22. Been pierced or tattooed?
    My ancestors escaped that, what makes you think *I* want it?

    23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner?
    Haven't had one in awhile...

    24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
    YES...there are cooler ways to die

    25. What cell service do you use?
    T-Mobile

    26. Do you like bananas?
    I do!

    27. Have you almost gotten in a car accident?
    On a regular basis.

    28. What do you wear to bed?
    underwear

    29. Been caught stealing?
    No.  And I do engage in untraceable piracy from time to time.

    30. Do you know how to play pool?
    It's math for cash!

    31. Can you play pool well?
    I usually lose

    32. Do you truly love anyone?
    Family

    33. Bluegrass or rap?
    Rap...bluegrass has to be watered

    34. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
    No idea

    35. Skim, 1%, 2%, or whole?
    skim.  But I like cooking with the others

    36. What food do you find disgusting?
    Pick one?  Uni--sea urchin--what the he^^ is it?!

    37. Windows or Macintosh?
    Windows--it goes with anything

    38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
    No

    40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
    Not lately

    41. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?
    Yeah

    1. Story behind your MySpace song?
    Don't got one...hum your own theme in your head.

    2. What's bothering you right now?
    I'm ill, ill, ill, and don't know why.

    3. Do you close the door when you go to the bathroom?
    Yes.

    DESCRIBE YOUR:

    4. Wallet:
    15 cards in there, one key, 2$ cash, and it still fits in my pocket

    5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop?
    UrbanScape--a holdover from Windows 98 Plus

    6. Background on your cell phone?
    blue and abstract

    8. Where was your default picture taken?
    In a mirror

    9. Eyes:
    Brown, bloodshot right now

    10. Life:
    good

    11. House:
    my favorite TV show that has a plot and is still on the air

    WHAT ARE YOU:

    12. Doing this weekend?
    Sleeping!

    14. Wanting?
    A cure for this...this thing

    15. Where are you:
    Home, getting ready for work

    16. Listening to?
    Fans...all around me

    17. Have you ever kissed anyone named John?
    No

    18. What do you smell like?
    Death warmed over, I imagine

    19. Eating?
    Pop tarts and canned pears

    20. What is your favorite thing?
    Video games, or maybe sex

    21. Do you believe in a soul mate?
    Nothing can convince me one way or the other...

    22. Do you sleep with lots of pillows?
    2.  Does 2 count?

    25. Do you believe in miracles?
    How am *I* suddenly attracting girls?  This is so cool!

    26. Do you burn easily in the sun?
    Yes

    28. What's something you wish you could do better?
    Stay awake

    29. What did you do last weekend?
    Met with friends, slept a little, got sick

    30. Who do you miss?
    Mom and Dad, brother

    32. Orange or apple juice?
    Apple

    34. Last txt message you got?
    No.  Thank You. I feel awesome.

    35. Last text message you sent?
    OK. Let me know when you want me to come over.

    36. Last time you ate a home grown tomato?
    No idea.

    37. What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
    An Idaho state pin

    40. Who's house did you go to last night?
    Mine!

    41. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
    David, my uncle

    42. Do you like someone right now?'
    Yes

    43. What do you wear more, slacks, jeans or skirts?
    Tan pants, slacks are for slackers

    44. What is the last movie you watched?
    Pirates 3

    46. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
    Wal Mart, maybe

    It comes in 10's

    1. Are you in a relationship? big fan
    2. Are you happy? yes
    3. Are you bored? Not right now
    4. Are you sad? No
    5. Are you German? No
    6. Are you Irish? No
    7. Are you Asian? No
    8. Are you Italian? No
    9. Are you African? No
    10. Are your parents still married? Yes

    TEN FACTS:
    1. Hometown: Small suburb that grew up.
    2. Hair color: brown
    4. Hair style: Down and loose, like a Beatle
    5. Eye color: Brown
    6. Birthday: Seen one, seen 'em all.
    7. Mood: Ill
    8. Any people you love? Yes
    10. Height? 5'11"

    TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:
    1. Have you ever been in love? Yes
    2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sure
    3. Why did your last relationship fail? Mismatch in goals and ideals
    4. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes
    5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes
    7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yes
    8. Who do you like? All sorts
    9. Have you kissed someone within the last week? Yes
    10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I think so

    TEN THIS OR THAT'S:
    1. Love or lust? Lust
    2. Hard liquor or beer? Hard stuff
    3. Cats or dogs? Dogs
    4: One best friend or many regular friends? Many regulars
    5. Television or internet? Internet
    6. Pepsi or coke? Coke
    7. Wild night out or romantic night in? Wild night out (and in and out and in)
    8. Black or white? Black
    10. AIM or phone? IM

    TEN HAVE Y0U EVER's:
    4. Bungee jumped? No
    5. Been on a house boat? Someday
    6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? No
    8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? Yes
    9. Cried because you lost a pet? No
    10. Wanted to disappear? Yes

    TEN BASICS:
    1. Real name: Doug
    3. Zodiac sign: Taurus
    4. Wearing: Underwear and undershirt
    6. Elementary school: Niwot Elementary and two nowhere schools in Indiana
    7. Middle school: Sunset
    8. High school: Niwot High
    9. Do you like your life? Yes

    1.)Q. Where are you right now?
    1.)A. At home

    2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
    2.)A. Astronaut, Doctor, or Engineer

    3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
    3.)A. Sleepless for days

    4.)Q. If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
    4.)A. Shot of Jagermeister

    5.)Q. Favorite food?
    5.)A. Steak

    6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
    6.)A. "It's Not News, It's Fark"

    7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
    7.)A. Taurus

    8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
    8.)A. No

    9.)Q. Worst Habit?
    9.)A. Nodding off at bad times

    10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
    10.)A. If I recognized you

    11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
    11.)A. Football

    12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
    12.)A. Optimistic

    13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
    13.)A. Start a trivia match, perhaps

    14.)Q. What was the worst thing to ever happen to you?
    14.)A. Fail the job hunt multiple times

    15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
    15.)A. I just bought a toaster oven!

    16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
    16.)A. No

    17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
    17.)A. I have an air mattress and some claen sheets, but no food

    18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
    18.)A. She flirts a bunch.

    19.)Q. Have you ever been outside the country and where?
    19.)A. Israel, 1998--the last of the safe years

    20.)Q. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    20.)A. My weight

    21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
    21.)A. depends on the crime...there's a lot of opportunites, if you know when to take them.

    22.)Q. If you could take me anywhere where would it be?
    22.)A. Terra Island Beach

    23.)Q. Have you ever been arrested?
    23.)A. No, but I was pulled over a few times

    24.)Q. Bottle or Draft, and what type of beer?
    24.)A. Draft--anything light and mellow

    25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
    25.)A. Fully fund my 401(k), pay off the CCs, and put the rest into drug company stocks

    26.)Q. Would you date me?
    26.)A. Sure...are you "of age"

    27.)Q. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
    27.)A. Yard House

    28.)Q. Do you believe in karma?
    28.)A. I believe in justice, so sure

    29.)Q. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
    29.)A. Play video games

    30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
    30.)A. Define "a lot"

    31.)Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
    31.)A. Sensitive little people

    32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
    32.)A. Ill

    33.)Q. What is your occupation?
    33.)A. Engineer

    34.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
    34.)A. Sure!